Top Ten Reasons Why Noli de Castro has not Withdrawn His Support to Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

1. He sincerely believes that he cannot be a good president.
2. He faithfully follows the ABS CBN tagline - ibang magmahal ang kapamilya.
3. He doesn't want to join the opposition and sit next to Loren Legarda.
4. His wife has not made a decision on what's his stand on the "resign Gloria issue."
5. The Lopez family has not made a decision on what's his stand on the "resign Gloria issue."
6. And the Black Nazarene in Quiapo has not made a decision on the "resign Gloria issue."
7. He's still studying advance English. Para handa na siya kabayan!
8. He's still studying World History. They guy has to learn the difference between Mussomeli and Mussolini. Para mas handa siya kabayan!
9. FPJ died. Roco died. The 2004 presidentiables are dying, so he'll just wait for Gloria to die. Para walang angal kabayan!
10. Noli thinks that it's a non-issue because he thought that "Garci" refers to Garcia as in Freddie M. Garcia. Noli confidently said, "FMG has already retired. Why resign?" May punto si Kabayan!