Showing posts with label mike defensor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mike defensor. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Rationalization of Defeat



For an avowed NON-Mike Defensor fan like me, I considered his early concession as the best thing that he has done in recent months. However, I was honestly surprised of his defeat. Despite of his consistent 15th place survey ranking, I thought that a dash of media exposure and a pinch of celebrity endorsements could push him to the winners’ circle. Add to the suspicion that Gloria Macapagal Arroyo will take care of his fair-haired boy.

Apparently, that is not the case.

A couple of days ago, I was cleaning a stack of old magazines, when I chanced upon an old Asiaweek issue. Its cover story: Leaders for the Millennium – Politics and Power. Along with Mar Roxas, Mike Defensor are the only Filipinos included in the list. It talked about his battle against dishonesty as well as his hope of changing the rotten political system in the Philippines. If he made these two thrusts as his main campaign points – then the ending would have been different. But considering his pro-GMA stance, it will still be in the realm of the impossible.

In her column, Rina Jimenez David, explained that aside from the preventing ‘acts inimical to democracy and fair play, Defensor may have been burned out. She could not also fathom his loss since the former Presidential Chief of Staff is young, earnest, well-meaning, and charming. She thinks that the only criticism that can be hurled to him like an apocalyptic meteor is his ‘extreme loyalty to the president.’

That is his fault – his close association with Arroyo. This could also explain the poor performance of Team Unity (TU)in general. The tremendous loyalty he has shown to the overstaying Malacanang resident is exemplified by his unforgettable clarification regarding the Hello Garci CD. Repeat after me: ‘it’s the president’s voice but it’s not her speaking.’

Yet this could and should not exclusively account for his misfortune. I promised a rationale.

If you are young, act like one.
Only a few senatorial winners are holders of senior citizen cards. It was evident that the electorate wanted young and vibrant blood to circulate in the Upper House. A few years back, Defensor was part of the Spice Boys – rival to the administration-leaning Bright Boys. It was Mike and not Chiz Escudero who charmed his way to the nation’s fickle political taste. Who would have thought that the Sorsogoanon will be enjoying a lofty position in the Magic 12? I must say that Defensor looked like an old and stodgy traditional politician all throughout the campaign period.

Plan campaign advertisements well.
How many were turned off by his ‘Tol commercials? Raise your hands. Assisted by a professional (Boy Abunda) and aided by a healthy campaign chest – I was expecting more. First, his ads are way too tacky. His posters are no better. Standing ‘Tol? Walking ‘Tol? Fighting ‘Tol? Second, the nickname is absolutely eyebrow-raising. ‘Tol’ only works for Robin Padilla. Third, his identity is too confusing. Based on his ads, he wants to project himself as an approachable man of the masses and a genuine savior of the homeless. Fellow TU stalwart Miguel Zubiri also suffers from campaign ad schizophrenia. Other candidates were able to establish a solid identity. Joker Arroyo is the People’s Dragon. Panfilo Lacson is the hope of the country. Mike Defensor is –uhmm – ‘Tol?! Plus we all know that he is not that tall.


Reputation haunts.
Forget about his insignificant turn as secretary of the Department of Environment and Natural Resources. The question is how do you reconcile Mike Defensor the family man and Mike Defensor the Quezon Avenue prowler?

Believe in surveys.
If surveys say that you’ve been burning the 15th hole way too long – then chances are – you’re really freakin’ out of the winners’ circle. Do not malign the survey firms; instead do something about your performance. It is not blind faith if you utilize survey results – it’s called scientific campaign. Look at Sonny Trillanes. He never questioned his early peripheral rankings and kept on campaigning – his devoted followers anyway. It did wonders. Ignoring surveys is plain and simple denial. And we all know that ‘denial’ is not a river in Egypt.

His candidacy is not a waste of money – that is descriptive of Prospero Pichay’s. His latest debacle is more of mismanagement. His television ads have good concepts but its presentation screams mediocrity. Celebrity endorsements are acceptable but not Keana Reeves. Plus, I would really strangle myself (but not to death) if there is any grain of truth that his campaign color (pink) was decided by a Feng Shui expert.

Intense blame-storming will not do well. Let the guy rest and rethink his future. He is still young and he can always throw his hat in the political ring. I will still not vote for you but I will not discourage you if you wish to try again. The point of rationalizing one’s loss is personal education. The old wisdom ‘learn from mistakes’ is realized through careful reflection. If ever Mike Defensor runs in 2010, he should learn from his 2007 experience. If he really wants to win, then he should rethink his strategy. If he decides to campaign as early as tomorrow for the next elections…go ahead.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Behind the Blinding Orthodontics



The latest Social Weather Stations survey (which puts Loren Legarda back on top)had Mike Defensor in the possible last slot due to the margin of error despite being outside the winning column.

I was wondering (not really)there must be something wrong with him or his campaign (there really is).

I was surfing blogs and forums...what I saw was a barrage of anti-Mike Defensor articles and comments. He is not connecting with the people. He is antagonizing the people.

Maybe most Netizens are anti-administration but let me tell you this story. Several weeks ago, he went to our town. The people were excited because they finally saw Tol in person. Our laundry woman even hugged him for some major photo opportunities but after a few days...the connection was gone. Adding insult to injury, she begged me to give her Chiz Escudero campaign materials. Ouch.

A certain local magazine listed the 100 most influential Filipinos. It ranked Defensor way above his anti-thesis Escudero as well as Panfilo Lacson and Corazon Aquino. The magazine described him as a charismatic person. Oooh. He is not.

The Professional Heckler provided another serving of his delicious lists. This is his top five reasons why the Tol ads sucks.

5: Boy’s Voice Over. No matter how serious the ‘Tol spiel is, Boy’s voice still reminds us of The Buzz. Su-su-nod!

4: Pooh, the Pacquiao impersonator. He talks like Pacquiao, acts like Pacquiao, looks like Pacquiao, and more importantly, cheaper than Pacquiao. But this comedy bar performer is no Pacquiao and the public knows how to spot impostors.

3: Keanna Reeves. Except perhaps for her brains, everything in her is fake (too). And she wants us to believe her words? Come on.

2: The use of 'Tol. Pleeeeease! You’ve been known as "Mike Defensor" for almost 38 years now, and all of a sudden, you’re telling us to simply call you ‘Tol? Bakit? Kelan pa tayo naging close?!?

And the top reason why Mike Defensor’s political advertisement sucks:

1: Mike Defensor. The smile and the braces are disturbing.

Seriously, the second item sums up Defensor's problem. He is still in the process of creating his own image. Why the hell should we call him Tol when we knew him as Mike for most our lives?

I knew him as an administration stalwart and a fierce defender of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. I recall that he is the same guy who said that it was the president's voice but she is not the one talking. I remember him as the secretary of the Department of Environment and Natural Resources who churned out permits like a Pez dispenser.

Speaking of his DENR stint, I wonder why my godmother who worked in this department for most of her life will NOT vote for him? The Putol Oppressor poster was created by Alyansa Tigil Mina a coalition of NGOs against mining.

It takes more than Boy Abunda and his stable of talents to prop a candidate in the winning column. It takes more than cheesy poster to give you an election victory.

For some reason, the usually forgetful Filipinos remember the past actions of Mike Defensor. Behind the blinding orthodontics and practiced smile is a questionable character.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

The Cheating has Started



Try surfing Votester. It is a beta site that allows Yehey members to vote their preferred senatoriables and party-lists representatives.

Francis Escudero has been leading the tally for quite some time. He is followed by fellow oppositionists Antonio Trillanes IV and Panfilo Lacson. Yesterday (March 14), the 2bU section of the Philippine Daily Inquirer published an article regarding the website. It mentioned that although the votes of Chiz is not an indicator whether he would be the next Mr Palengke, it still show that the youth are indeed watching the election season.

I browsed Votester and to my surprise Mike Defensor placed second. It would not have come as a surprise except that he never figured in the Top 6. What is more shocking is that he suddenly reached the 100 vote mark. As one fellow Team Chiz member observed, Chiz received a normal 20-30 votes in one day while Mike gathered around 50-60 votes.

Since I am a big CSI fan, I decided to investigate. Based on the testimonials of Defensor in the site, most of his 'supporters' visited Votester from March 14 to 15. On the other hand his critics commented on March 3 or 4. See the discrepancy? In addition, noticed that the 2bU article was published on March 14.

I would not be surprised if Tol's 'supporters' voted in droves as a reaction to the article.

But this was not the first time. Remember ANC's Face-Off? For some unexplainable reason, despite the competence of Escudero the former presidential chief of staff kept on piling the text votes.

The cheating has definitely started.

But I guess most Filipinos know the truth. They know it very well that they are rewarding the Sorsogon lawmaker a high ranking in the surveys.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Election Ad Campaign Watch: TOL - The Outrageous Leech




Dear 'Tol,

'Tol, have you seen the TV spot of Mike Defensor? The irritating 'tol ad? You see, it's the Pinoy street slang for 'bro.' The thing is, you call somebody 'tol if you like the person and if you trust the person. You just can't force me to call you 'tol if I don't like you.

'Tol, this is precisely the reason why a former presidential chief of staff will not get my vote. Yes, not even the powers of Boy Abunda could convince me to waste precious ballpoint ink for him.

'Tol, we should all remember that this guy who presents himself as the Philippines' ultimate brother and confidante is the same vermin who said, 'it's the president's voice but it's not her speaking.' We're talking about a lunatic. If you want to have a lunatic in the senate vote Mike Defensor. God knows how many Defensors this country could endure!

'Tol, this is the same guy who vouches for a unity ticket but is the perenial source of gossips and disunity in the Fake One's cabinet. If you want a gossipmonger whose greed for power is insatiable, go ahead and vote Mike Defensor. God knows how many Mikes this country could endure!

'Tol, look at his picture. Do you see a bright future? Or do you see the human mutation of a blood-sucking leech?

I see a leech.

It's time to bring dignity back to us - 'tol. This elections, let's make sure no leech would destroy the sacredness of our brotherhood. Let's not vote for this impostor utol.

Yours truly,
The Purple Phoenix

Thursday, November 23, 2006

The End of a Gag Show



I hate the fact that Executive Secretary Eduardo Ermita has announced that a gag order has been imposed to Mike Defensor.

Nooooooo! This cannot be happening!?!

Mike?

Why?

Ermita and Defensor has been this generation's Dolphy and Panchito. Or Laurel and Hardy. Or...or...

my point is, WHAT ABOUT THE COMIC SPARK THAT THIS TWO IDIOTS GIVE US?

There is an ongoing dearth of comedians right now - with the exception of Michael V. I mean if the King of Comedy is still working at a ripe old age, there is virtually a comic talent famine in the Philippines.

Then came the Ermita-Defensor I-announce-You-denounce routine. Goodness! THAT was a classic.

Let's do some memory tripping:
1. The Sam Macariola incident

2. The administration's senatorial slate

3. The new post for Jovito Palparan

4. The Avelino Cruz- Cabinet in-fighting

5. The Unity ticket

In a span of two months, five memorable comic stints! Wow.

And now the supposed gag order which Defensor denies. I told you; he's got some major comic timing.

Ermita is such a kill joy. I need to see more of this contradictory statements from the two little presidents. They made a new sub-genre out of their incompetence Contradictory Comedy.

Nonetheless, if this gag order is true - then folks, that's the end of it. However, let me extend my gratitude to the two officials.

I would like to thank Ermita and Defensor for showing how fractured this fake administration.

I would like to thank Ermita and Defensor for helping the opposition since they initiated a viscious implosion within the ranks of the administration.

I hope the Fake One would reconsider the gag order.

I need to laugh.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Defensor Announces Administration's Senate Defenders


Anak, kapag senador na ako mas mahal pang shades ang mabibili mo!

Mike Defensor revealed five possible administration senatoriables in next year's elections. Give a hand to Ernesto Maceda, all five of them were part of his list of rumored possible administration senatorial bets.

The Fab Five includes:

1. Angelo Reyes
2. Francisco Duque III
3. Lito Atienza
4. Prospero Nograles
5. Eduardo Ermita

Wow.

I said it before and I will say it once again, good luck na lang sa inyo. Kailangan niyo talaga ng luck...at Garci expertise.

Friday, July 21, 2006

I Thought You Were From UP

My goodness. Mike Defensor's mind has really been poisoned by power. Yesterday, as I was reading the morning papers, there was this news item which talked about the rating the Philippine Congress gave to Gloria Arroyo.
I think the rating is meant to grade her "presidency," I'm not sure because the real president has long been buried. He died along with votes of the Filipinos.
To cut the story short, Mike :Super Pet" Defensor said that a 70% rating given to her midget boss is not a failing grade.
OKAY...SO IF IT'S NOT A FAILING GRADE THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
PASSING GRADE.
I thought you were from UP.
A rating of 75% is already a source of embarassment, what more if it's 70?
Next time Mike, before you speak, make sure you're correct because you're embarassing the University of the Philippines.
Bagsak o pasang grade na lang hindi mo pa alam. Anak ka ng tokwa, di ba Econ student ka?
Yang brace mo sagabal ata sa iyong utak!
By the way, only 27% of Filipinos believe that Gloria will tell the truth in her SONA. Baka naman sabihin mo na majority yon.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Top Ten Probable Reasons Why Mike Defensor is Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's Favorite Guy



1. GMA likes the way Mike wears clothes. Violet ties and gray suits. Very spicy.

2. He performs better than most cabinet members when it comes to interviews. Way better than Norberto Gonzales.

3. GMA has a fetish for men whose name is "Mike."

4. Because of Mike's efficiency as DENR secretary, Enrile is now in GMA's side.

5. GMA knows that this "Defensor" is only a liar and not a loopy lunatic.

6. Some people say that Mike the closest guy to opposition superstar CHIZ ESCUDERO GMA desperately needs a Chiz Escudero.

7. GMA needs somebody young and energetic. Baka tumanda agad si Gloria dahil lagi na lang sina FVR, JDV, Nograles, at Pichay ang kasama niya.

8. GMA loves a guy who has an initiative for action. Remember when Mike made his own Garci audiotape investigation using his own money?

9. GMA is still tickled whenever she remembers the "fire with fire" statement regarding coup rumors.

10. Kamukha ba ni Mike Defensor si Nani Perez?