Recto versus Recto. Who will win? Armand Sanchez.I'm not a fan of the current governor of Batangas but...if you are really from Batangas and you know its politics...you would not vote for a Recto. Vilma is different. She is Vilma - first and foremost - not a Recto. Now, why did I say Sanchez? Because the two Rectos would stupidly divide the vote between them. Is there any chance of unity? None. The public should know that there had been frictions between the Recto brothers even before Vilma decided to run for governor. So...what is so funny about this issue? Imagine the good people of Batangas can only choose between a Sanchez and a Recto. THAT is funny...and tragic.
I'm sure Eduardo Ermita is snickering with the on-going fracas among the Rectos.
Cesar Montano will take a crash course on politics. Ha! Ha! Ha! As if that will help you. As if that will help us.
Manny Pacquiao passed an examination that allows him to enter college. He said that he might enroll in Ateneo De Manila or De La Salle. This means two things: 1) he's worried that UP is too difficult for him and 2) or he cannot afford the tuition fee of the State University. Take that Erlinda Roman!
Pacman is contemplating whether he would take administration or political science. Ha! Ha! Ha! Is he now realizing that it is not easy dislodging Darlene?
Prospero Pichay wants to debate the candidates of the Genuine Opposition. Of all the people in Team Unity...
Name calling seems to be the favorite game of Reli German. Due to the changes in the official name of the opposition, he said that from Grand Alliance or G.A. it reverted to Grand Opposition or G.O. Combining the two, you come up with G.A.G.O. JV Ejercito reacted that Team Unity or T.U. should also add Team Arroyo or T.A. You have T.U.T.A. It's only been a week before they promised us high-level politics.
Prospero Pichay looks and sounds creepy in his campaign ads. He reminds me a lot of Romeo Jalosjos. What's funny about this? Pichay is a clown.
Bayan Muna topped a party-list survey. It's funny because it like a big slap to Esperon and his gang of extra-judicial killers.
1. Prospero Pichay declared that the opposition senatorial slate is made up of coup plotters and government destabilizers. But the administration slate is composed of a gambling lord, a pathetic cabinet member, a couple of lapdog congressmen, a couple of has-been turncoats and some filler candidates from nowhere.
2. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo introduced the Kiram guy as the 'Sultan of Brunei.' Oh my goodness! That only shows how UNKNOWN the candidate is.
3. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo sang Boom Tarat Tarat as an introduction for Zubiri. Ha! Ha! Ha! Not funny.
4. Have you seen the campaign posters of Mike Defensor? Walking 'Tol. Woah. That is a blatant lie. He is walking SHORT.
5. Jose Pepito Cayetano a.k.a. Peter Cayetano. Yup. This is the 'high level politics' that Reli German is blabbering about.
6. Jericho Petilla. Ha! Ha! Ha! Jericho who? Political accommodations are not funny.
7. Joker Arroyo is part of Team Unity. He vowed in his first foray as senator that he would get rid off corrupt politicians. Oooh. I want to see him campaigning side by side with Chavit Singson. That would be one helluva scenario.
8. Mike Defensor and Miguel Zubiri donated blood as part of their campaign gimmick on Valentines Day. If they DONATED THEIR BODIES to medical students for their laboratory requirements, I might probably vote for them. But they would be dead come election time.
9. The administration promised clean elections. Ha! Ha! Ha! Not funny.
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Since elections is fast approaching, I will be posting nine funny election-related news. Don't worry. Our politics is one big circus and there will be no dearth in funny materials.1. Prospero Pichay threatens to abandon senate ambitions if opposition turncoats, Sotto, Oreta, and Gomez join the so-called unity ticket. As if he's THAT winnable. Isn't he one of those who called for the abolition of the senate? Yes. And now he is running for senator to ABOLISH the senate. a-BOLISH** talaga!
2. Rumor has it that Zubiri was wearing an expensive and imported polo shirt in his bio-fuel ad. This is funny since he was supposed to be a farmer. Somebody should tell him that there is a difference between a FARMER and a HACIENDERO...a farmer toils while a haciendero is an incumbent congressman who embarassingly uses his energy pet bill to court voters.
3. Still on Zubiri, what's with the 'amigo' tag? Who freakin' uses the word? I know...Looney Toon resident Speedy Gonzales!
4. Still on Migs...in a few days he will be singing Boom Tarat. Sometimes I wish I am a deadly assassin out to kill Lito Camo. Zubiri Zubiri sa Senado? Boom WARAT WARAT tayo!
5. This one's funny. A radio texter said that Mike Defensor should stop calling himself TOL...and start using SHORT.
6. Question: What's the bailiwick of Mike Defensor?
Answer: QC nightspots
7. Is John O Tatak Osmena or Latak ng Osmena? UP peeps will have to text brigade again. Ubos na naman ang load nina Isko at Iska. Kasama pala ako doon.
8. COMELEC has released a memo to all its employees NOT to show extreme affection for popular candidates. Candidate mobbing and kissing is now being reprimanded. Let's see: Chiz Escudero was the first 'victim' of COMELEC mob, then Antonio Trillianes, then Loren Legarda, and last was Noynoy Aquino (with Kris and James). This is another administration tactic to oppress the ranks of the opposition! Sabagay...sino ba naman ang gustong humalik kay Pichay.
9. Do you think Noynoy would also be mobbed if he filed his candidacy ALONE?
