Friday, March 02, 2007
Warning: Danger in the Midst
I have finally completed my personal blacklist of candidates that should not win in the upcoming midterm elections.
Days from now, I will be posting pictures of tree killers - candidates whose paraphernalia desecrate the beauty and dignity of trees in the metro. There are only a few healthy trees left in Metro Manila and these candidates have the arrogance of placing their non-biodegradable campaign materials in tree trunks? Ironically, the former Department of Environment and Natural Resources secretary tops the list. Sure he could always say that he does not know about it and that it was the work of his uninformed supporters. But he's tree-killing paraphernalia are spread out in Quezon City, his family's supposed bailiwick.
Mr Sharon Cuneta is the second worst tree-killer in Quezon City. Maybe this is his way of exacting revenge to the city that DID NOT VOTE for him. Candidates who utilizes the star power of their wives should not be elected. If that is the case then they should let their wives run instead.
One word: taxes.
His photoshopped campaign pictures makes you want to run blind-folded in the QC Circle. But this avowed environmentalist is another tree killer. Apart from that,he should better explain how his family would benefit from bio-fuel diesel. This type of energy harnesses corn and SUGAR - right? Sugar.
This candidate is dangerous to your presidency. Right Erap? Right FPJ?
What the hell happened to you?
He is espousing industriousness and patience in order to succeed in life. He should add a third one: marry somebody from a rich and influential family.
Even if he did not defect to the dark side, I still would not vote for him. Why? He is Tito Sotto.
She promises free pre-schooling. Even if that is the only that she would do in the senate - then my goodness - she's an utter waste of pork barrel. Pre-school only? Why not complete formal education?
The word 'arrogance' was invented for him. His bulge is enough evidence how voracious his appetite is and would be if elected to the upper chamber.
Whatever got into the head of this guy? You have a beautiful wife. Two beautiful childeren. A flourishing path to acting greatness and you opted to plunged head-first to a concrete wall of embarrassment by running in the senatorial elections? For a decisive actor, you're one lousy decision-maker.
I'm from the University of the Philippines. I don't forget my history. I don't forget our history.
She must have forgotten something that is why she is running again. What could that be?
You might be looking for names like Vic Magsaysay and Jamalul Kiram. Congratulations! Your memory is in good condition. You did remember their names.Wow.