AFP Chief of Staff Generoso Senga always mistakes 1017 with 1081 (Martial Law). Hmmm…slip of the tongue or the workings of the unconscious mind?
Why Gloria Arroyo was seems to be on the verge of crying while declaring the State of National Emergency? a) takot talaga siya b) naalala niya si Vicky Toh c) naghiwa siya ng sibuyas bago ang announcement d) nakita niya ang latest movie ni Mikey.
Ano ba talaga ang trabaho ng isang presidential chief of staff? Ano ba talaga Mike Defensor? a) unofficial spokesperson ni Gloria b) unofficial defense secretary c) official escort of the “president” d) official Super Liar este Super Boy of the Philippines . Pilipinas, inis ka na ba?
Is Raul Gonzales the Donald Rumsfeld of the Philippines? Hindi. Maawa naman tayo kay Donald Rumsfeld kahit papaano. Siraulo talaga este si Raul. o…talaga!
Crispin Beltran was arrested on the basis of a 21-year old case. What the F? Sino ba ang nagpapatay kay Rizal, ipahuli na rin!
Daily Tribune got more popular after it was raided. Finally, poetic justice.
Malacanang released a 20-minute documentary about the grand conspiracy of the Left and the Right. Wow. 20 minutes lang. Lupit naman. Yan ang editing. Sa susunod naman music video.
Why are the coup plans given embarrassing and cheesy titles like Oplan Hackle and Sister Act 1?
Some people doubt GMA’s sincerity in lifting PP 1017. Ikaw ba naman ang mangako na hindi ka na tatakbong presidente, tapos – HINDI KA LANG TUMAKBO, NANDAYA KA PA UPANG MANALO – sino nga naman maniniwala sa iyo?!?