Wednesday, March 14, 2007
The Cheating Checklist
Things to Do to Ensure a Midterm Elections Victory
Appoint Ronaldo Puno as secretary of the Department of Interior and Local Government.
Appoint Hermogenes Ebdane as secretary of the Department of National Defense.
Place military elements in the urban areas.
Publish photos of Joma Sison dancing with Ara Mina in the papers.
Raid houses of nominees of left-leaning party lists.
Burn the COMELEC?
Appoint Virgilio Garciliano...anywhere...anytime.
Philhealth cards. School feeding program...etcetera.
Tweak survey results as election nears.
In the end...it shall be noted.
Things to Do to Ensure Charter Change
Ensure the victory of Dato Arroyo.
Ensure the victory of Manny Pacquiao.
Ensure the victory of Ronaldo Puno! Mr Speaker...
Ensure the victory of Jose De Venecia? Hmmm...