Monday, February 19, 2007
Keep It Real
I have heard the radio ads. I have seen the TV commercials. I have been wanting to rip the campaign posters.
I want to keep it real. Not the ideal...I want the real.
For some reason, the guy is making fun and pun of his family name. This goes to show that he is not serious in his senatorial candidacy. Consider his platform: charter change and abolition of the senate. You read it right. He is running for senator in order to abolish the senate. Enough.
Actual Campaign Line: PICHAY ITANIM SA SENADO
The Purple Phoenix Suggests: PICHAY IBAON SA LUPA
He has more posters (mostly in illegal places) in Batangas than Ralph Recto. I'm not kidding.
Actual Campaign Line: WALKING TOL
The Purple Phoenix Suggests: WALKING SHORT
The loyalty-challenged lawmaker looks eerie in his yellow and green posters with his wide smile.
Actual Campaign Line: K SA SENADO
The Purple Phoenix Suggests: KC AT SHARON ANG NAGDALA SA SENADO
He should thank me for providing free publicity in my blog.
Actual Campaign Line: MY GUY: VIC MAGSAYSAY
The Purple Phoenix Suggests: MAGSAYSAY WHO?
I now consider him a joke. Where did the iron-clad principle that I once admired?
Actual Campaign Line: PAG BAD KA. LAGOT KA.
The Purple Phoenix Suggests: PAG BAD KA LAGOT KA. MALIBAN NA LANG SI JOSE PIDAL.
Could you please explain if your family will benefit from the production of bio-fuel diesel?
Actual Campaign Line: AMIGO NG BAYAN
The Purple Phoenix Suggests: QUE BARBARIDAD