Mike, Mike, Mike Defenson - thank you so much! You've been very cooperative in debunking the misleading belief that you are the administration's answer to Chiz Escudero. 4,968 Environmental Certificate of Compliance (or 14 ECCs a day) simply gave us another reason to fortify our thinking that you are no Chiz.
14 ECCs a day!?! Are you out to destroy the Philippines? Do you have a hidden anger on our beloved Mother Earth?
You need some Senate hearings dude.
Before I end, here's a quiz:
WHY IS MIKE DEFENSOR NOT DESERVING TO BE CALLED AS "THE ADMINISTRATION'S ANSWER TO CHIZ ESCUDERO?
a. Because he's not cute
b. Because he's a liar
c. Because he's PGMA's favorite pet
d. Because Chiz is incomparable
e. All of the above
NOTE: IF YOU CHOOSE E, YOU JUST SAVED YOURSELF FROM HELL'S ETERNAL DAMNATION.