Thursday, January 26, 2006

Top Ten Sure Signs that You Love Francis Joseph Escudero

1. You know by heart that his full name is Francis Joseph Guevarra Escudero.

2. You love the band Bamboo because it's vocalist looks like Chiz.

3. You watch the news because of him and not because you want to be politically aware.

4. You watch ANC's live coverage of congressional hearings because of him and not because of the issue.

5. A "cute lawmaker" and not a "dairy product" is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word "cheese."

6. You side with the opposition because Chiz is part of the opposition.

7. You think that men who speaks fluent Tagalog are hot.

8. You hate the No-Election scenario because you're already campaigning Chiz for senator... You're already campaigning him for president.

10. Most importantly, you believe that the main attraction of Sorsogon is not the whale shark or butanding but a CONGRESSMAN WHO STANDS 5'8" WEIGHS 160 LBS AND WEARS MEDIUM SIZE SHIRT.

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