Saturday, September 23, 2006

Eggs Raided His Mojo



I had a good laugh in the morning when I read a news item in The Philippine Star. Esperon was pelted with eggs and mud when he guested in a political forum in UP Diliman. I won't give you much details on the forum because I was disappointed the Star's report that focused more on Esperon's side. Where was the students' counter reaction? Oh well, let's just wait for The Philippine Daily Inquirer to write a more balanced story.

Anyway, what cauht my attention was the last line in the news article. It was a statement (I supposed) by Esperon's spokesperson. He said that he could not imagine what kind of persons these students would be when they grow up.

Here's my answer: THEY WOULD NEVER BECOME GENERALS THAT HELP POLITICAL CANDIDATES CHEAT IN ELECTIONS.

By the way, Gloria - you are cordially invited to the University of the Philippines Diliman.

About the title? It was inspired a Beastie Boys song. Read the lyrics.

Egg raid on mojo
We dressed all in black. We snuk up around the back.
We began to attack.
The eggs they cracked on mojo's back. Go!
Gonna fight! Gonna fight! Gonna egg raid tonight!
Gonna fight! Gonna fight! Gonna egg raid tonight!
Egg raid! Gonna die! Eat up mojo all the time!


2 comments:

schumey said...

Rumors say that these machoman cried after being pelted with rotten eggs. How I wish they dumped sh*t on him instead.

The Purple Phoenix said...

he should be thankful na hindi itlog ng ostrich ang binato sa kanya.

palparan is very much welcome to attend any UP forum.