Top Ten Reasons Why Gloria Arroyo Believes that God Talks Back to Her
- She's getting delusional. First, she thought she won the elections, now she thinks she's having conversations with God.
- Gloria knows that God cannot deny her statment - unless he sends lightning bolts in her direction.
- She feels that the Filipinos will believe anything.
- Arroyo knows that it's hard to wire tap her conversations with God.
- Hey, this is the Philippines! Divine occurences here are as common as PAGCOR donations to bishops. If Marian statues cry blood why not bilateral talks between God and Ate Glo?
- Schizophrenia. Bishop Cruz said that if you talk to God, it's prayer; but if God talks back to you, it's schizophrenia.
- God moves in mysterious wys. And it could be as mysterious (and hilarious) as taking to a cheating midget.
- There's actually a historical truth to her claim. Jewish kings talk to Yahweh. Japanese emperors are said to have descended from divine beings. It seems world leaders can really talk to God. I just don't know if a unelected/overstaing Malacanan visitor is allowed to talk to God.
- We know it's a lie, but Gloria is a liar. She's just being consistent...
- but it could be true. She did talk to the Lord... a jueteng lord.
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